I'm myself, but at the same time I'm some kind of dumb cartoon character (possibly Peter Griffin, from Family Guy). Other than that, most things seem to be like they are IRL. I'm in my house with my mother, and I'm currently annoyed with this wolf that has shown up. It's a strange gray wolf with human intelligence, which I soon find out to be a transformed vampire. However, different than most would think, it didn't seem evil - in fact, in a way it even seemed good. It spoke with a deep human voice in a slow, calm tone. He sounded like a man in his 40s or 50s, but was incredibly wise, and had a really strong sense of honor.

The Vampire Wolf was living in the house with us - or at least that's what he wanted. Apparently he really liked the place, and specially my mother. She didn't seem to like or hate him - for her, it didn't really matter whether he was around or not. Still, it for some reason annoyed me a lot, and I tried to get rid of him, and even kill him. Now remember I was a dumb cartoon character, so eventually I annoyed the Wolf so that he told me the way to get rid of him. He went something like this: "You have to draw me, register me, and I will be gone. However, do it with honor and make it worth it." Somehow, the drawing was instantly done and it was incredibly silly. It was his Wolf face, but it was a lot like a cartoonish doodle with his fur and eyebrows made of clouds and his eyes were suns. It was like I had drawn a landscape and tried to fit his face using the things that were on the drawing. He looked at it, disappointed, as he seemed to lose strength and start to fade. "And so, this is how I go..."