Everything was black-and-white. Also, most things - if not all - were drawn in Box Brown's style (http://boxbrown.com/). I looked like him (the main character of the Bellen! webcomic). I was sitting in this bar with a male and a female friend. I had a crush on this girl, so I was doing my best to get on good terms with her. This random guy shows up and starts hitting on her. I approach him, and without any warning punch him straight in the face. He stumbles backward, and even though everything's black and white, I can briefly see his face go red. I pull him away from the table to another one.

I then proceed to calmly tell him that he shouldn't do that. I give him a lot of reasons, talking to him as if I was talking to a child. I told him how I'd have to kick his ass if he tried to do anything like that again. He stared at me angrily, resentfully and at some point tried to insult me. I punched him in the face again without hesitation (It's kinda unlike me to do something like this). He covered his face in pain. This time I apologized (though still with the patronizing monotone), saying I had gone too far, that this second punch wasn't fair. I proposed to make amends, and offered to buy him a drink. I turn to the barman and ask him to give the guy a drink. Angrily, the guy suggests that we get a table along with mine.

Still holding on his shirt, I tell him that no, since I wouldn't let him get in the way by being near us. I then proceed to praise the girl, saying how much I cared about her, as if I was giving him a simple explanation about an obvious fact of life. Meanwhile, the "camera" moves away towards my table and now everything's like a comic book (I can see the things I'm saying). My praises are getting more and more patronizing and even somewhat sexist towards the girl. She's not happy.