(CONTAINS BIZARRE CONTENT THAT MIGHT BE DISTURBING TO SOME, AS WELL AS A SEX SCENE (But is mostly harmless, I guess).)
I'm living in this apartment building in a really shady part of town. The place is dark and it's a dangerous neighborhood. The apartments seen to be kinda small, all with a huge courtyard/common area. I'm walking in it and there are these three Asian (Chinese?) men who are robbers of some kind. They are trying to kidnap me or at least tie me up, so they can rob the place. I escape them and some kind of fight ensues, where two of them either flee or are knocked out or dead. I get the third one by tying him up with a clothesline that was in this outer area. We talk. I could easily kill him and never see him again, but I didn't want to kill, so I said I was going to set him free, if he didn't come back again. He menacingly said that he'd get in my apartment no matter what.

Feeling my key in my pocket, I asked, warily. "Oh yeah? How are you gonna do that?". "You're not always around", he said. He then explained how easy it was for him to just break into the place. I pondered that I and my family would be in danger, as he could try and kill us. I was starting to regret not killing him before. The dream changes. I'm now hanging out with my brother and some friends in what seems to be a shopping mall. We are near these tables and chairs with these really geeky kids. They are talking on an on about girlfriends and relationships. One of them, a especially freaky guy says something about an ex-girlfriend of his and compares girls (or was it sex?) to a comic book issue, apparently it was Thor, issue 71 (I have no idea if there's anything to it). He also made some crazy simile with the Green Lantern.

I seriously wondered how someone like him (not only was he ugly and strange, but also socially awkward to the max) even managed to get a girlfriend. Another guy pipes up. It's a guy that was something between a rock fan and a hardcore nerd, with a black band shirt and dirty long blonde hair tied up in a ponytail. He said something else which was equally strange. Again, I wondered how come he even had a girlfriend if he was so weird and... well, dirty. Sure, I consider myself a geek, but still I'm much more socially-apt them those guys there. I felt a little bad, talking to them, and eventually left by myself.

I go down some stairs in this mall and get to an area full of children and parents. I'm having a little trouble managing some things that are on my hands - there's a deck of cards (I remember thinking that there were missing cards), and other things, apparently my cellphone and wallet. The cards are almost falling, and I can't organize the stuff properly. I need to sit down somewhere to organize them, but I can't find an empty seat! I walk among the children, but all seats are suddenly taken, and whenever I approach an empty one, a child takes it before I do. The parents start eyeing me as if I was some kind of pedophile. I leave and head to another floor to get my things organized again. Some time during this I saw, somehow, a YouTube video of some kind of show that was called "A Menina e o Japa", or "[Name] e o Japa" ("The Girl and the Jap", or "Name and the Jap"). It was some kind of comedy series made by a couple, about this girl who had this crazy Japanese boyfriend who would always get her into trouble.

The dream went into a FA. I was now heading for the shower. I didn't notice, as I got in normally and such that it was my parents' bathroom in our old apartment. The water was falling on me and I was really sleepy. I crouch while the water hits my back and close my eyes. I seem to drift into sleep. I enter some kind of disembodied vision of another episode of "The Girl and the Jap" or whatever it was the name of the show. It started with the girl, who was really beautiful, standing near a pool with a basket on her hands. Inside it where 6-8 gray/white puppies. They were really young and small, and there was something odd about them. Somehow, I found out - she had betrayed her boyfriend with Brian, the dog from the Family Guy cartoon, and she had those puppies as her children, somehow.

The boyfriend was coming around, so someone (me?) was helping her by distracting him. She had to somehow give birth to them again. She stuffed them under her shirt and jumped into the pool. She would then let them out one at a time, as if she was giving birth. All the while, the boyfriend had arrived, walking about goofily and making jokes. I/someone distracted him, ensuring he would face away from the pool while the girl did the dog thing. Finally, she left the pool and the dogs weren't around anymore (they seemed to just simply disappear). She started talking to him lovingly, and eventually confessed she had bretrayed him. He didn't seem bothered at all and forgave her on the spot.

I was now watching/acting from his POV. The two were talking and soon engaged into sex. She was upside-down, with her shoulders on the floor and her legs up, as he/I penetrated her while standing up. We had barely started when the vision faded and I "woke up", finding myself again crouching under the shower. I stand up, a little confused and there's something again about some kind of viral YouTube video. I'm almost getting out of shower when I call Ray William Johnson (from YouTube). Either that or he calls me. I tell him about a viral video he should use in his show. I hang up, grab a towel and leave. I head into a large apartment that didn't have many divisions - the kitchen met the entrance, living room and tv room, pretty much like North-American apartments.

My brother was hanging around here in the kitchen area. Apparently he was cooking, which is kinda rare to see, too. I stride in the room wrapped in the towel. He asks me who had called. I tell him it was Ray and mention something about viral videos. He makes fun of me for some reason, and has an overall annoying attitude.