the first part of the dream I remember I woke up and there was a note on the wall one for each me and another paul from a girl I had a crush on. she said which ever one of us contacted her first would spend the night with her. It was 6am, I figured I had him beat and called. Shortly thereafter she showed up and before I knew it I was at the doctors office and they were asking me why I had approached the assistent, I just murmured that she looked EXACTLY like someone I knew. Then I was in her bedroom and she was in her underwear. we kiss. Before I know it I hear a loud booming voice "you really need to find a new girlfriend" to which I screamed back "how do you suppose that's going to happen. I'm not even meeting anyone. There's 0 flow of new people in my life" and before I knew it the fight was over and I was online bitching about how i wasn't meeting people and some girl answered and said "Step one, stop going online. Step two meet people" And before I knew it she saw a pic of me holding a guitar and mistook me for a guitarist and "cute" and invited me inside to feed me. She made my food wrong and i didn't eat and then her dad decided to play basketball with me. Before I knew it that was over and I was in a black tuxedo on a bike peddling towards a job interview to be a paperboy sense i "Was up at that time" and some lady appeared behind me and said "if his mom knew how nice he looked she'd probably drive him" I turned on the bike near the train tracks some distance ahead and began pedlding as fast as I could, before I knew it a cop car was behind me but before he could catch me a huge train seperated him from me on the tracks and as it went by I looked up at the sky and saw a huge comet streaking down the night sky, it had a light reflecting off of it so the comet was huge, maybe an inch big in the sky. It started to sing a song and I started to peddle my bike back down the tracks. As I got to the end of them into a tunnel another train started to approach and the conducter said "I bet you this night it's the same thing except this night he catches them" yes apparentally two nights went by without the sky brightening. The cop showed back up and pulled me over, I fumbled for my ID in the scattered documents. The cop told me i was speeding. I protested that I was on a bike. He told me I had a PD. I inquired as to what a PD was, it was a member of the community who did something like be a pastor. I remembered who it was, his name was mike, a jehova's witnesss I Told him I stopped believing recently and thought it was rubbish he said "I think that's cool"-this was before the needle in my arm. As I woke up I began to inquire as to what 'the state' had done to 'keep the rabble in line' and the walls of my house appeared to be melting and the house was shaking. I prayed for death.

This dream was totally nonsensical, long, random, linear, but random. I Hate it when I have nights like this.  this is what I get for trying to learn lucid dreaming and not being consistent in my efforts.